THIS IS A HIJACKING. NOBODY MOVE.

AS EXPECTED, I've lost the interest to blog on my own account. As well as to write. As well as to bych.

Anyway,

I'm Jasmine's frenemy. It's a love, hate relationship. Hence the fr"enemy", and don't worry, I'm not making this shit up, it was on tv.


__ confessionals! : Jasmine, I'm sorry that I don't read your blog often. It's because you know, I'm awesome and I can read your fucking mind anyway.
Also, a fly went up my nose the other day and I think it did some voodoo as that nose hole... or whatever you call it is always running.
ALSO, I went out with Jasmine on Wednesday! I ALSO hijacked their get together and stole jasmine to watch new moon, which sucked balls, however, seeing Jacob half naked and so bloody adorable was worth it.

For example, here, I asked Jasmine to throw my Boost at the screen:

Bella: your leaving?
Eddie: Yes. *frown*
Bella: why?
Eddie: To leave.
Bella: really?
Eddie: yes
Bella: I can't believe this.
Eddie: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BYCH CAUSE JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER THAN I AM.Yes, I am.
Bella: *starts to sniff*
Katrina: Is she crying? Seriously? Seriously? Dude, she looks like she's having an asthma attack.
Jasmine: ... *ignores*
Katrina: *THROWS BOOST AT HER*

Anyway, Sorry Jas I couldn't make this a serious post. It's cause I'm kinda high on... Ribena atm.

Oh! OOOOH! I have an idea! I'll tell you what kind of person Jasmine is!


Jasmine is :

SOMEONEWHOIGNORESME someone who worships the ground I walk on,
SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LISTEN TO ME ... oookay.

She has long puffy hair, that she straightened, so now she has puffy straight hair. Also, she needs to learn to be meaner. NOT TO ME. But to other people. After reading bits of her blog she may seem like one of those people who paint their nails black and wear too much eye liner and have tats. However! I assure you, she's quite the opposite. she giggles too much and makes these really weird jokes that cause people to look at her in weirdness ( AHHH the things we have in common).

Also, she's sad when she really shouldn't be cause she's so fucking awesome and I'll miss her while I'm in the philippines.

Maybe tomorrow she'll find there's a window open in every corner, or that the wind whistles her name as she walks past. Because were blinded of these facts, with sheer ignorance, and defacement of the bitch that is life.

Today, we'll start living like tomorow, because the past will always be one step behind.


________Katrina :)