Pickup Lines

My dad wanted to go through my phone today and because I don't like it when he reads my messages I was smart enough to change the messages from Memory Card to Phone Memory. As I was looking through ate che's messages I found a folder and it's so random but it's just pickup lines in both English and Tagalog. I just wanted to put them up to share the randomness with everyone else. HAHA. Enjoy.

IF ANY OF THESE WORK you can leave a mobile number :)

While I was walking a handsome man asked me:
'Hey, are you the goddess of fire?'

I replied:
'No I am not, why?'

He replied:
'Oh, I'm sorry, cause your damn hot!'

Fortune Cookie:
Your going to be lucky this year...
...If you'll be mine.

Can I take you clothes off?
Even if it's just once.

If you feel tired and dizzy
and your craving for something sweet
all the time,
I know what the problem is...
You're suffereing from a defficiency of...


VITAMIN ME!

Corniest of them all (sorry guys, doesnt make sense in English):
'Miss, alam mo ba.
Hindi tayo tao.
Hindi tayo hayop.
At hindi tayo halaman.
Bagay tayo. BAGAY!'

The doctor said my heart condition wil get worse.
He said there are two options:
Either ICU
or U C me.

Hey can I get your picture.
Cause I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

My favourite letter is V.
Becuase it's next to U.

If the real meaning of Christmas is peace, love and joy then that means your name should be Christmas because that's what you bring into my life.

Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako...
Match tayo !

Did you eat sugar?
Cause your smile is so sweet.

Do you have keyboard in your blood?
Because your my type.

I'm calling the police.
You stole my heart.

Are you a dictionary?
Because you add meaning to my life.

I lost my number.
Can I have yours?

I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?

Do you have an eraser?
Because I can't erase you from my mind.

Girl: Excuse me handsome. You look like someone.
Boy: Who?
Girl: My next boyfriend.

Hope you enjoyed them !

Peace out!

Sleeping. It's Quite Fun

It has never occured to me how sleep deprived I am. Maybe people hassling me to sleep at 1 in the morning finally hit me that 'hey, it is quite late'. And on top of that, waking up at 7 in the morning after only 4 hours of sleep you'd wouldn't really wonder why every few minutes you're yawning. Although this has been brought up I'm not changing who I am. If I want to sleep late and wake up early you can't do anything about it except join me or ignore my problem.

Frankly I was quite happy that today was going to be the SRC and everyone else Training Day. With the food and activities which was prepared for us, I was actually glad that it was held today. But seriously it was exactly what you had expected. A complete waste of time. Except maybe the Krispy Kreme doughnut (which I haven't had for a while) and the pizza we got to eat at lunch. Apart from that I could have, really just fallen asleep. But because I'm a good role model and I'm there to represent people I have to maintain poise and elegance so i just stayed fidgety. The day lasted quite long. Sad really. I didn't even get to do what I want to do because there are limitations in what I am allowing myself to do. At times I go to far and I'm just not being fair on myself so I have to take things slower. With that in mind I'm actually happy. Apart from a few minor things life's pretty good. I saw that and that made me smile and realise how good this life of mine is turning out. And the thought of it just keeps me smiling and helps me go continue the day (if that makes sense in anyway).

Before I leave you guys I must make a few notes:

1. stop with the random and weird laughs
2. think about others and their feelings
3. maintain your organization skills
4. exercise at least once a week
5. keep chocolate at a minimum

As they say in Spain; Adios amigos!

Relax

I don't know where to begin. I seriously don't.

Sigh* I thought about it. Not really but after 5 minutes I still don't know where to begin. So I guess it would have to be the start. Right?

I woke up, like I usually do. It was freezing. I don't know why but lately I've been getting the chills so easily. I do wonder why this must be but that later. I did my hair. Interesting huh. No not really. It's just curls and it would have been the cause of me being late to the bus stop again but it's more important for me to look good than miss the bus. WOW I'm quite distracted. I totally forgot that I was writing a blog. How about I just say the following:

Jasmine is happy. Once again. She is scared that because she's been getting all these good and happy things lately that there will be a massive bad thing that wil occur soon or later in the future but something major will happen and she doesn't want it to.

Still like that person. Hey I can't help who I like. Uhm happy that I got SRC. Italian was good. I mean it wasn't how I planned it but I didn't actually plan it so yeah. And Sumeet and Anavi, you guys are so cute, but the things I heard, gosh you two. Apart from that I'm really happy and I'm scared something will happen. Like Mr. Beves said with Negative Gearing: High Gain, High Loss.

The holidays are here. I don't know why I'm leaving so much gaps in this blog. Maybe I'm just out of it. Probably. So many things planned. I don't know where to begin so I won't begin. I'll just wait for it to happen and be satisfied with that. Until then, laters.

Watch This

Ok, seriously. I love church and it's even more excitingly fun when Fr. Jun is the presider. Anyways during todays mass he showed us this video and telling us about people and how they are seen. But really I just wanted to upload it and show you guys. Enjoy.

If you guys want more, here is the link for the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTib5ic8cMI

Good huh?

Sometimes Having a Break is the Best Thing You Can Do

The things me and Jasmine get up to. Funny stuff.
LMAO.

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