Pickup Lines

My dad wanted to go through my phone today and because I don't like it when he reads my messages I was smart enough to change the messages from Memory Card to Phone Memory. As I was looking through ate che's messages I found a folder and it's so random but it's just pickup lines in both English and Tagalog. I just wanted to put them up to share the randomness with everyone else. HAHA. Enjoy.

IF ANY OF THESE WORK you can leave a mobile number :)

While I was walking a handsome man asked me:
'Hey, are you the goddess of fire?'

I replied:
'No I am not, why?'

He replied:
'Oh, I'm sorry, cause your damn hot!'

Fortune Cookie:
Your going to be lucky this year...
...If you'll be mine.

Can I take you clothes off?
Even if it's just once.

If you feel tired and dizzy
and your craving for something sweet
all the time,
I know what the problem is...
You're suffereing from a defficiency of...


VITAMIN ME!

Corniest of them all (sorry guys, doesnt make sense in English):
'Miss, alam mo ba.
Hindi tayo tao.
Hindi tayo hayop.
At hindi tayo halaman.
Bagay tayo. BAGAY!'

The doctor said my heart condition wil get worse.
He said there are two options:
Either ICU
or U C me.

Hey can I get your picture.
Cause I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

My favourite letter is V.
Becuase it's next to U.

If the real meaning of Christmas is peace, love and joy then that means your name should be Christmas because that's what you bring into my life.

Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako...
Match tayo !

Did you eat sugar?
Cause your smile is so sweet.

Do you have keyboard in your blood?
Because your my type.

I'm calling the police.
You stole my heart.

Are you a dictionary?
Because you add meaning to my life.

I lost my number.
Can I have yours?

I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?

Do you have an eraser?
Because I can't erase you from my mind.

Girl: Excuse me handsome. You look like someone.
Boy: Who?
Girl: My next boyfriend.

Hope you enjoyed them !

Peace out!